#the toothbrush ask

[akanemnon]

We don't talk about the scar

[foldingfittedsheets]

Is it safe to use a long rounded, completely smooth object that isn't too big or too small?

I'm guessing you know what for

Thanks! :)

The phrasing “object” here fills me with dread.

Honestly, probably not. If things aren’t made for sex it is a much better bet to not insert them into your body. Theres a lot of factors to body safety- is it porous, will it retain bacteria, how easily can you clean it, is it easily retrievable?

Material matters far more than shape and in general the answer is: don’t. You do not want to be an ER horror story.

[kamabokobun]

Trick or treat! :D

My condolences… at least you’ll be eating healthy.

[bittsandpieces]

does dick size matters to you? 5 inch is small? easily deepthroatable?

I've answered basically this exact ask so many times so here's the final permanent answer: five inches is average. It also doesn't matter if your dick is small, anyone can be equally good or bad at sex. I've had both great and terrible sex with people with big dicks and people with small dicks. It. Does. Not. Matter.

But addressing the last bit specifically, "easily deepthroatable", I'd like you to go find a five inch object to shove in your throat all the way to the base right now and tell me if it's easy. Porn has corrupted your brain into thinking gag reflexes are much more flexible than they are and I'm here to tell you that most people's bodies will not allow any degree of deepthroating to happen regardless of dick size

[wordsofwilderness]

barty asking reg what the big deal is of him using his toothbrush because 'when we were seventeen you had my dick in your mou--' and reg strangles him with a pillow

And Barty is into it

What? Nooo, I didn't say anything.

[dave-fucking-miller]

Zamn Dave, your teeth looks brighter than my future. What brand of toothpaste do you recommend? Maybe if I use what you use I'll finally stop getting cavities...

Old Sport's bathroom is so ass, I love it!

[meowthtwo]

Can I get your number?

Can I get you into bed?

When we wake up in the morning

Will you give me lots of head?

[reality-detective]

Toothbrush Rabbit 🐇 Hole 🕳️

You Decide 🤔

[sir-fluffbutts]

Ok soo

Kinda weird question,, but considering Pepper got all that surgery done to look more mammal-like If he were to get his fur shaved would his skin feel scale-y / lizard-y or would it be like actual flesh(?) ((Don't know if that's the right word,, guess what I'm trying to say is it like a skin graft???))

Idk when I look at anthro designs I try to imagine what texture of fur they would have and since reptile texture is so different I just got curious

in short, i think it'll be like flesh, but not like...skin, kinda more...transparent looking...its hard to put in words so imma show some irl animal refrences

like these but with a more pale- grayish blue tint cause his blood is blue

----

ik its not scientificaly possible but we ball

he got his current fur from hormone therapy which altered his keratine from scales to hair. thus making the skin under the scales his "skin"

note that it is not fragile then any other skin (he grew out of that), its just...bit wierd and fucked up looking

thank god we ain't shaving him anytime soon 😌 aha

[angelbitezzz]

did u make sure to get shampoo + conditioner and toothbrushes/toothpaste for angel??

There's a faint, muffled yell.

Questions until Angel returns: 3/5

[giggleesblog]

I’ve never been tickled with an electric toothbrush before, how would u describe it?

What is the worst/best tickle tool for different spots on ur body?

oh god, so it depends on the toothbrush, i’ve noticed ‘normal’ ones aren’t as bad, but pursonics are the devil incarnate. it’s an intense vibration that tickles like hell. which is why i’m debating buying another one so i can own two 🥴

i experienced an assortment of tools this past weekend with @axie-axo (which i will be posting a story time for soon).

as for the second part of your ask, i would say the most effective tools were the pursonic on my feet, ears, thigh creases, and butt. oh and my ribs. grooming gloves and oil are also terrible on my feet, as well as the water pick flosser. gosh i can’t even remember what else we tried, those are the ones that immediately came to mind.

[wordsofwilderness]

barty 'i licked you gooch to toot, so what's the big deal?' crouch junior

I present to you, Barty 'thoothbrush thief' Crouch jr:

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Ze's answer about if anyone influences him or controlls him - with some nice words for Andriy and the rest of the Bankova gang and a short mention of the kids and Mama and Papa Ze 🤗

[sunshineler]

Would love to know the video you found!!

HERE is the link!

it’s called Ticklish Cock Tickled with 3 Toothbrushes on thisvid.com

[meoproject]

last week i thought he died. he was sleeping all curled up in his lil oivanest and didnt react to me rustling around or gently touching him, so i panicked and sent my friend a sad "OIVA IS DEAD" message

then i went to pick up his "dead body" and he uncurled and started clicking his teeth at me, all annoyed.

he was just having a real good nap. fucking old man making me go through all the stages of grief in 2 minutes.

[yuri-is-online]

Long story short: I had a dream in which twst characters were in charge of challenges and Trey's was correctly identifying people who've had root canals.

Don't need any context for that, 100% happened and I can't defend my man at all, it's something he would do and we all just have to live with that.

(It's not much of a challenge because as soon as he gets to the slide with the person he does the Kazuma dissapointed look)